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Management by one-liners

a management book

by Bill F. Stewart

  • 325 Want to read
  • 26 Currently reading

Published by American Association of Community and Junior Colleges, National Center for Higher Education in Washington, D.C .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Management -- Quotations, maxims, etc.

  • Edition Notes

    Statementby Bill F. Stewart, with Gerre Brenneman ; illustrations by Ted Warnock.
    ContributionsBrenneman, Gerre.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsHD38 .S723 1988
    The Physical Object
    Paginationvii, 135 p. :
    Number of Pages135
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL2101592M
    ISBN 100871171783
    LC Control Number88150431
    OCLC/WorldCa18589068


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